Even after 21 months I still can’t put a nappy on properly, it always looks wonky.

I don’t brush BG’s hair (or comb it), it’s quite curly so when its wet I run my finger through to separate the curls, she doesn’t get knots

This one is really bad *whispers* I still haven’t taken BG to the dentist

Sometimes I give BG chocolate, cakes, biscuits, jam or even some of a well known hazelnut spread that contains coco as a treat. Actually I give it to her so she doesn’t steal mine

I sometimes snap at BG, I don’t mean to and I don’t want to be a shouty parent but sometimes it just slips out

As soon as she dropped her night feeds I stopped hearing her cry in the night, I think it’s mainly because I know OH will get up to her so I let him. They only time I hear her now is when OH is on an early shift and I know I have to get up with her.

I haven’t taken her swimming yet

I don’t iron her clothes (I don’t Iron any clothes in all fairness)

Some days I threaten to sell her to the gypsy’s. I had a conversation with my younger sister recently and she said she says the same to her daughter so we think our Mother used to threaten us with the same thing.

I don’t do organised activities with BG, we’re a bit adhoc in the house except for our toddler groups. It all depends on what mood we are in and how much I can be bothered